$1,995

Your original plan was to move to Austin and start your life in that new cool tech company that just raised a bunch of money. You know, the one that has a cool office with things like bean bag chairs, ping pong tables, casual dress codes, and an alleged appreciation for work

life balance. A few days after you settle into your new shnazzy Downtown abode, you start receiving weird phone calls. Lindsay Lohan, Mr. T, that guy from that 90's boy band whose name you keep forgetting, and Carrot Top (yeah, that one) have all individually come to the conclusion that you (and only you) can re catapult their careers into the stratosphere of coolness.

And fortunately, they still have sizable yet to be squandered frivolously amounts of money saved over from those random TV commercials and straight to DVD movies squirreled away. And they're ready to start paying you exorbitant retainer fees for advice on how to attain the levels of coolness that you've achieved to quickly.

Apartment Amenities

Air Conditioner

Cable Ready

Ceiling Fan

Dishwasher

Disposal

Efficient Appliances 

Electronic Thermostat

Extra Storage

Handrails

Hardwood Floors 

High Ceilings

Large Closets

Microwave

Patio/Balcony

Refrigerator

View

Washer/Dryer

Wheelchair Access

Window Coverings

Community Amenities

Bike Racks

Business Center 

Controlled Access/Gated

Courtyard 

Covered Parking

Elevator

Fitness Center 

Free Weights

Garage

Night Patrol

On-Site Maintenance

On-Site Management 

Package Receiving

Pool 

Public Transportation

Recycling

BBQ/Picnic Area