3 dormitorio villa en venta

Descripción

Chalet de tres habitaciones y dos baños en Ribarroja en una parcela llana de 900m2. Todo en una planta con un salón grande, cocina moderna y bien distribuida. La parcela tiene una piscina, dos terrazas cubiertas, garaje y trastero con palmeras y arboles decorativos. . . Bien situado a cinco minutos de distancia del metro y supermercado Consum.

Whenever I hear the word "sunshine" I can only think of saying it in a Michael Caine/Bob Hoskins voice as an east London gangster threatening to dump someone in the Thames with concrete boots. However, the sunshine we are talking about here was the early morning type streaming into the kitchen and living room when we took the photos. So no death threats, no working class menace and definitely no internal monologue for the rest of the day making me think of The Long Good Friday and Alfie in the description here. "Nah sunshine, none at all".. . What we do have is a three bedroom, two bathroom villa, all on one floor with a huge living room, decent sized kitchen with island or breakfast bar, and covered terraces at either end to either enjoy or escape from the cops... sorry sunshine, at different times of day. . . The well landscaped plot has no bodies buried under the patio or in the garden (or at least there were no signs of a recent burial) and a good sized and private pool to the side. The plot can be accessed from both sides and at the back (As we came in the other side) there is a ramp down to an underground garage, machine room and meeting room to discuss the next heist... no, not that, a room for storing ill gotten gains... stop it... torture room for hostages... Anyway, point being it allows a quick escape if the fuzz force their way in through the front. . The house currently has a septic tank still but can be connected up to the main drain if required to dispose of bodily fluids and it's just a five minute walk to the local supermarket to get supplies and the metro station El Clot, "Nice name innit sunshine!". . So if all you wanted was a good one floor house on a manageable plot within striking distance of Valencia and the airport to use those one way tickets to Brazil* that you carry if the Bizzies call round then this could be the place for you. . . *NB Might not be a current destination from Valencia airport

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